these foolish things
by markdivision2
Bryan Ferry: musical legend, style icon, smooth as silk, all around top Geordie bloke. Now add to that list incurable romantic, creche-snatcher and quite possibly, functioning delusionalist. What sort of late-life crisis leads you to start dating your son Isaac’s 29 year old ex-girlfriend in the first place, let alone marry her as Ferry did in the Bahamas recently? He would’ve had cheeses older than her. Of course, if you’re Bryan Ferry such trivialities don’t enter your mind, because, well, you’re Bryan Ferry, and you’ve always had an eye for the ladies, particularly the ones that grace your album covers. Leaving aside the nigh on 40 year age difference, it’s hard to know what they might possibly share, apart from a mutual interest in his reputed 30 million GBP fortune of course.

