eric the king?
by markdivision2
Regarding Eric’s noble attempt to draw attention to the plight of France’s poor by nominating for President The Daily Mash reported: “Speaking in poetry from the top of the Arc de Triomphe, Cantona said: ‘Heaving the broken body of France onto his shoulders, the dawn streaming golden behind him, he crosses no man’s land and the guns fall silent.
‘Commanding submission with the endless desire in his eyes, he karate kicks injustice right in the chest.’
Vote 1 Eric for justice, égalité, fraternité.
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Gee, he doesn’t look like he still has only 10% body fat anymore!
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Well to be fair, not many of us do…